Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The president is actually doing the same thing in the third to last panel. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Back when I was in art school, we believed in this with all our hearts. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's not a topical comic in that I suspect I'll be posting it every few years for a long time. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Bonus points if you can figure out what the canine is. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: But you wouldn't BELIEVE how many probably-true fun facts I know from youtube. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's just a more full service lending program. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's the one time this sort of thing worked. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He's only given one final week to live but having a salary is nice. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals. Today's News: