On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's wondering whether to tell. Plus: the 50p game injury you'll wince at, Dave's farewell scrapbook with a memento from a first date taped in, a change to bereavement leave covering early pregnan

On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway. Plus: A husband who wraps his towel round his chest, the snack drawer trick for mums, a woman mistaken for blind at Centre Parcs, a voice note apology to whoever was rummaging through those stones on the be

On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence. After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off on tour in 2027, Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium, we’re coming for you. Subscribers ha

On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on Instagram, especially to the dead. Plus, Ritz crackers, the LuAnna number infiltrating minds, cat biscui

On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at everythingluanna.com if you want to be the first in the know. Plus, pheromone maxing, a five day fart retreat, drinking

On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly". Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a husband who favoured a bath over tending to his wife in labour, a nan's inheritance lost in one night, a

On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a very French comeback queen and the one thing that absolutely killed our vibe at the concert. We’re talking

On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright). Plus, comfort shows, Challenge Luanna, a tight sphincter, a closed door debate, disposable camera confessions and an important message from

On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and Imo reveals her sexual awakening was Joan Collins in Joseph and his technicolour dreamboat. Plus, Anna'

On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm. Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead hamster takes some shocking initiative, a bridesmaid dress listed on Vinted for £40, an aggressive godparent campaign that ends in a night nanny promise, the pettiest dumping reasons eve

On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how we warn about podcast scammers? Well, Anna's got a tale to tell. Plus, Imo's tortoise-sitting, a woman ate pizza crusts covered in her boyfriend's foot parmesan, a reason to avoid Su

On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you! Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag, pickle flavour sparkling water, the most excellent noises, discovering Only Farmers, and an HR worker sent a disciplinary letter to the wrong person and said nothing. It’s time to get TOTALLY EX

On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could a Luanna Daily Traitors podcast be on the way?! Plus, Lu’s had to pay out over £2k as Dixie smashes her GCSEs, we’re loving the Chinese robot Olympics, we learn all about Parktown P

On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and monitoring of her bowels. Plus, you'll never smell a bag of Skips again, we want videos of your Petty Polly's, local councils shutting down cake sheds, and a woman with a terrible shit gift

On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their child and to top that all off, a strong contender for weirdo of the year. Plus, Anna's on day 3 of a hango

On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better. Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls' favourite/least favourite parts of having kids, a Lake Garda 69 and a book club confession. It’s time

On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag. Plus, ***admin on the poooood ​*** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating

On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession that will really rile up the Lufannians, oh and in case you were wondering, some of the names of men t

On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard. Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever hear

On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong. Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her car, the winner of Challenge Luanna's best fart, a surprising reason for rebooking a holiday resort, and